“It has been stated to me on many occasions that Duval is the most astute collector in the known world and Ohio already, and I am inclined to agree with him.”

“The Louis XIV electric bidet is sooo dreamy, but that crumb-bum Bruce neglected to include the how-to instructions.”

“I did business with Señor Duval some years ago to obtain the rare My Little Pony Family Fun Corral Set, but, to my everlasting chagrin, discovered that he sent me The Precious Moments Nazi War Atrocities Collection instead. What gives?”

“There was a bit of a nastiness last night, yes. Some very extreme nastiness, yes. A few of a certain Billyboy’s friends were ambulanced off late last night, yes. Your name was mentioned.”